Secret Santa
Kin on the Aussie Bloggers Forum was so kind to organise a Secret Santa for forum participants.
Yesterday my secret Santa present arrived and it is an absolute hoot. The bits I received were pretty cool (see image on the right), but the message, which I share with you below, made me laugh and chuckle all the way to the end.
“Buying for a man, who is in on “office” swap, is HARD! So I asked my husband “What do all men want in their office?” He told me …
- Something topless. (check √)
- Something to keep track of all those numbers offered to him at the christmas party. (little black book - check √)
- Something to keep his tip protected. (whatever that means???!) (liquid paper - check √)
- The opportunity for something ’sticky’ (notes - check √)
- Something to label home made movies with, so they are not distributed around the office. (DVD marker - check √)
- A supply of plastics, scented + glow in the dark. ( check √ - I hope small is ok?
- Office Bullsh!t … (will reindeer sh!t do?) - √ check
Merry Christmas!
I hope you are not easily offended, if so … I apologogise now :(, if not, enjoy 
Not so secret Santa
(I am a string red vegetable - can you guess?)”
Well, now I have to work out what a “string red vegetable is”. Can you guys help me please and leave me a comment with your guess who my secret santa is.
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Mark and Rosalba are building a strawbale house!
December 4th, 2008 at 18:00
I’m thinking rhubabrb is a red string veg??
Nice haul too BTW!!!
anonymums last blog post..Some Christmas cheer for you
December 4th, 2008 at 18:01
and of course that should read rhubarb!!!
As per usual, trying to do 100 things at once AND talk on the phone!
DUH!!
anonymums last blog post..Some Christmas cheer for you
December 4th, 2008 at 21:41
@anonymum: Well just as long as none of the other 100 things is driving a car …
December 4th, 2008 at 21:55
anonymum wins the prize
Glad you liked it Mark - and that you were not offended 
Enjoy!
Rhubarb Whines last blog post..Finding Grace
December 8th, 2008 at 1:47
LOL! I think its a great list for the office guy. Nothing offensive there!
enjoyed the giggles!
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December 12th, 2008 at 17:46
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December 14th, 2008 at 12:36
First off, hilarious! My kind of gift exchange! Second, an organic farm with chestnuts?! Wanna do an interview with the slightly bonkers garden columnist of a two-bit newspaper in the Midwest?
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